Note: The term 'Vegan Police' is in common usage in various countries
of the world. It refers to extremely critical, elitist vegans who put
other people down. It in no way refers to actual law-enforcement
officers and we do not claim to be such! This is a humour based site. If
you are looking for general information about veganism check out some
of the sites on our vegan links section
self-appointed Vegan police men and women of this world perform an
invaluable service to humanity. They point out our many failings which
otherwise might go un-noticed or (God Forbid!*) tolerated. Also known as
'The Angry Vegan Brigade' and 'the Scourge of Veganity', these tireless
individuals strive endlessly for the perfection of others (while
blissfully ignoring their own faults - a prerequisite for entry to all
ranks except constable).
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for vegan police goodies such as teddies, mousemats and highly
sensitive mugs, 'gorgeous vegan' panties, t-shirts and boxers.
Vegan Police force is non-demoninational so we would encourage you to
replace the word 'God' with any deity (or vegan celebrity, admired
perfect vegan etc.) of your choice.
We must point out that the police ranks
are entirely general and not based on any particular individual (though
there's probably a little bit of the detective inspector in us all) and
that our intention is to amuse, not offend.